Hello from Macau

Though my intention was to go to Macau yesterday, showing up at a border without a passport somehow doesn't fly, so managed to bring it along today and board a ferry this morning. An hour and several passport stamps later, I was in Macau.　Ｗｈａｔ　ａｎ　ａｍａｚｉｎｇ　ｍｉｘ　ｏｆ　Ｃｈｉｎｅｓｅ　ａｎｄ　Ｐｏｒｔｕｇｕｅｓｅ．　Ｉ　ｋｅｅｐ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｗｈｅｒｅ　Ｉ　ａｍ．　Ａｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ＰＣ　ｋｅｅｐｓ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｆｏｎｔ　ｓｉｚｅｓ．．．　Ｓｏｒｒｙ　ｆｏｒ　ｔｈａｔ　（ａｎｄ　ｆｏｒ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｙｐｏｓ，　Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｂａｒｅｌｙ　ｒｅａｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｃｒｅｅｎ）．　Ｆｅｌｌ　ｉｎ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｗｉｔｈ　ａ　ｒｏｏｍ　ｄｉｖｉｄｅｒ，　ｔｈａｎ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｌｏｏｋ　ｆａｂ　ｉｎ　ｍｙ　Ａｍｓｔｅｒｄａｍ　ｐａｄ．　Ｔｈｅ　ｓａｌｅｓ　ｌａｄｙ　ｓａｉｄ　ｉｔ　ｍｉｇｈｔ　ｂｅ　ｇｏｎｅ　ｂｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｉｍｅ　Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｒｅｔｕｒｎｅｄ　ｔｈｅｒｅ．　Ｄ’ｏｈ．　Ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈｉｎｅｓｅ　ｉｎｖｅｎｔｅｄ　ｃｏｐｙｉｎｇ？　Ｓｏ　ｗｉｔｈ　ａ　ｐｉｃ　ａｎｄ　ａ　ｂｕｓｉｎｅｓｓ　ｃａｒｄ　Ｉ　ｌｅｆｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｈｏｐ，　ｔｈｉｎｋｉｎｇ　Ｉ　ｍｉｇｈｔ　ａｓｋ　ｔｈｅｍ　ｔｏ　ｒｅｍａｋｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｔ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｐｏｉｎｔ．　Ｍｏｓｔ　ｒｅｍａｒｋａｂｌｅ　ｓｔｒｅｅｔ　ｓｏ　ｆａｒ：　ａ　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｏｎｅ　ｏｆｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｍａｉｎ　Ｃａｔｈｅｄｒａｌ　ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｅｖｅｒｙ　ｓｈｏｐ　ｓｅｌｌｓ　ａｌｍｏｎｄ　ｃｏｏｋｉｅｓ　（ｙｕｍ）　ａｎｄ　ｄｒｉｅｄ　ｍｅｅｔ　ｌｅａｆｌｅｔｓ　ｏｆ　ａｌｌ　ｓｏｒｔｓ　ｏｆ　ａｎｉｍａｌｓ　（ｙｕｋ）．　　Ｗｈａｔ　ａ　ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ　ｃｏｍｂｉｎａｔｉｏｎ．　Ｏｆｆ　ｆｏｒ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｐｏｒｔｕｇｕｅｓｅ　ｓｅａｆｏｏｄ　ｓｏｕｐ　ｎｏｗ．　Ｃｉａｏ！