Is that a crunch in your pocket?

From a London paper:
City boys are buying up huge quantities of Viagra to cure their poor bedroom performance - caused by the credit crunch stress. And lawyers, bankers and hedge-fund managers are ordering deliveries at the office to avoid awkward questions at home. The credit crunch and long hours have led to a surge in under 35s who need help.

The same paper explains how the credit crunch increase divorce rates. Women don't want to be married to poor bankers anymore, men decide to divorce whilst their salaries (and therefore the alimony) are at a low. Gotta love the City...